Oh, and I'm famous.

How about it. Not quite what I do, but it works.

Yep. Narcissism. I love it. Shaved legs, to me, is like a game face. It's the same reason I'll keep my hair short, and probably shave (face) for road season as well. It's all a part of meaning business.

For real.

Oh, and this is the first time I've been in the paper regarding bike stuff since I was like 8!

Usually when I'm in the paper, it's because I've done something stupid. So, this is an improvement!